I spoke like a normal person. And she spoke like an alien from the Planet of Corp Speak.
I am here to report it is Day 2 of the New Year. And I have not passed my own Pissed-Off test.
Maybe you can relate. I don’t know, can you? When’s the last time you got carded?
You are the company you keep. So why are you hosting unhelpful guests in your head?
You know what’s worse than being caught in a lie? Being caught in a lie by Neil Diamond.
Dear Fitness Instructor, I’d love to begin my journey towards better health. But first, would you like to meet for a venti mocha latte?